I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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