Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
is it fun? or sober?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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