Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Someone shattered a urinal.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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