Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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