Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize