I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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