You can't special order awesome
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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