Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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