I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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