spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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