brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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