Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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