I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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