I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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