My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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