Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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