I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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