toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Randomize