i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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