BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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