So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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