i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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