is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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