when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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