He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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