Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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