i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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