belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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