Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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