Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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