I have demons in me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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