Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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