people are starting to question the shark bite story
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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