am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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