it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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