don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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