it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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