9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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