can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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