also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We got so high we made milksteak
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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