We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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