Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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