whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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