i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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