I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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