Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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