3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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