A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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