This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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