I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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